🚀 Where Prototypes Go to Party 🎉
The chillest place for startups to launch their prototypes. Share your MVP with the world (or just your mom) in a safe, controlled environment.
Your prototype is safer than your crypto wallet password. Controlled access means only the cool kids see your bugs.
Deploy your janky MVP faster than you can say "it works on my machine." No judgement here.
*Until we figure out how to monetize. For now, enjoy the vibes while we pretend to be a real startup.
We put AI in the name because investors love that. Does it do anything? Absolutely. What? We'll get back to you.
jk we're still building this thing 🔨
⚠️ IMPORTANT LEGAL STUFF ⚠️
Despite the name, we cannot guarantee you will actually make any money. We're not financial advisors, we just thought the domain was funny. Any resemblance to actual profitable businesses is purely coincidental. Side effects may include: uncontrollable excitement, excessive prototyping, and telling everyone about your startup idea at parties.